Countdown (n.) a game show broadcast by Channel 4, where contestants try to make nine letter words from randomly selected letters. Pointless (n.) a BBC quiz show where contestants try to provide the lowest scoring answers on general knowledge questions. On the consequences of the Delacour-Tonks Quit Pact of 2009. Or, Fleur hates working and only wants to do trivia and solve puzzles.
Not all life changing events happen with a bang, nor are they a sudden shift in spiritual tectonics; it’s the little things, always. This is Tonks and Fleur’s story.
When Tonks meets Fleur for the first time, her nose is between goose and pig. Here they are, grown adults, members of the super-secret Order of the Phoenix, gathered around the kitchen table… ready to discuss war. Here Tonks should be, an experienced Auror, supposedly serious and scary (and maybe strikingly beautiful, too), bravely participating in a movement to save Wizarding Britain. Instead, here Tonks is, caught with her nose between goose and pig.
Front-woman of the band Orca Patrol, Tonks, has a very special kink she’s afraid to share with anyone. Along comes a stunningly gorgeous admirer and new biggest fan, Fleur Delacour, to help her fully explore her kink.
Fleur Delacour returns to Britain after the Triwizard Tournament to work for Gringotts and spy for the Order of the Phoenix. Then she falls in love with her Order contact.
