#lumpy i love you i promise

lumpyspaceprincessismybitch:

slime-cycle:

lumpyspaceprincessismybitch:

slime-cycle:

ask-the-rt-cler:

@ask-greedler-kev, 

@sg-726 and I have a proposition. for you. 

Go, do what I couldn’t.

You really wanna spend the rest of your life with two people who’ve done nothing but hurt you? Hmm? Is that it, Mr. Greedler?

@ask-greedler-kev

Two people?
That’s where you’re wrong. It’s one.

Well isn’t that cute. No matter what happens in this story, someone’s gonna get hurt because it’s just one, so what’s end is the best? None, depending on who you think about.

I’ll take the hit. You go off and seek attention somewhere else, sugarlumps.