#make me a blob
obsessed with what a fucking blob I am
god im so huge
All my windows are open and you can hear my neighbor walk by and see me playing with my huge gut and he laughs at me.
my body is a temple to obesity
I thought 500 would be good enough but uhhhh I could use some more weight on my frame still.
I stood up and sat down five or six times to take some pictures and then I was already out of breath. Even waddling from one end of the house to the other has me huffing. Then seeing how quickly I get winded now from my weight gain makes me horny as fuck… which just leads to me laying in bed and struggling to get myself off as I demolish a box of zebra cakes.
I tried to borrow my partners car today and realized once I wedged my fat ass into it there was no way I could drive it.