I found this weird website called butlerbot.com and apparently it was selling men in tuxedos? It looks like they were having a sale on it with buy a butler get one free.
I was woken up by my doorbell to find a giant box.
Me: Wow they came fast. Lets see what we got here
I dragged these boxes into my house and man are they heavy. I open the boxes and came out two very handsome emotionless men in tailored tuxedos.
Me: Wow. although do they talk? Do they have an on button?
Suddenly both of them seem like they were on
Both Butlers: Hello Master we are here to serve you.
Me: Wow I’m a little overwhelmed with this. Like where do I start?
Butlers: What are your commands master
Me: … Well to start … can you help me clean my house?
Mark was walking home through the industrial part of town when suddenly he was tackled by a big, shirtless man. Once the dust cleared from the impact, he looked up to see his old friend and coworker Brandon pinning him down, wearing no shirt and an odd device around his neck.
“Brandon!? What the hell?”
Mark pushes him off and steps back, watching him robotically stand up and glare at him, expressionless. His eyes are glowing green, just like the light on his collar. And in his left hand, another collar, hanging open.
“Brandon? What’s happened to you?”
He doesn’t respond, and instead charges at you. Mark tries to fight him off, but he pushes back with an inhuman strength, and closes the collar around Mark’s neck. Mark grits his teeth, before his eyelids start to flicker and his head sags.
Brandon steps off and stands up straight, staring forward at Mark sagged against the wall. Eventually, Mark slowly raises his head, the same blank expression on his face. His eyes glowing green, just like the light now on his collar too.
