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Friday was a sad day—after three years of publishing wonderful, hilarious, brilliant articles, The Toast is closing this week. While nothing can fill The Toast-sized holes in our hearts, Bitch staff put together a list of our favorite pieces over the years as our so long, farewell, Auf Weidersehen, goodbye to The Toast. We’ll miss you dearly, but we’re loving you and letting you go.

Read our eulogy to the beloved site here.