#married drarry

Draco: helloooo darling, welcome home!

Harry: … hi?

Draco: *waggles eyebrows*

Harry: um…er, new haircut?

Draco: *shakes head no*

Harry: right, because… new sofa?

Draco: *rolls his eyes*

Harry: I got nothing

Draco: seriously Harry?

Harry: *grins* kidding, I noticed immediately you got new jeans. Nice arse by the way

Draco: *opens mouth* *thinks with disdain that he got those jeans over a year ago* Yeah, wow. You’re so observant, Harry, that’s why I married you.

—10 minutes later—

Harry: wait a minute, did you get an eyebrow piercing?