Another example of wearing a speedo really really low on the hips although this one feels very real and natural like that body which he’s clearly very pleased to show us.
Looks like a bodybuilder judging by his physique and choice of posing pouch in which case the beard is maybe an unusual sight but very nice. If he’s not a bodybuilder then that little suit suggests he just takes sex very seriously.
The second of John’s choices for Rear Tuesday and these are very like my favorite swim briefs made of very tight but very stretchy material that means the ¾ back stays in place while swimming in them. Swim briefs like this don’t often give you a sense how wide the side straps are when you see them from the back so sometimes they surprise you with having very hot and sexy narrow straps to either side of the pouch when you finally get to see the front. I hope so anyway.
Are You Ready To Fit Into Your Speedo, Smuggler, Ot Square Cut? I Know I Can Stand To Lose A Few Pounds Before I Don Mine. So, I’m Letting Adam Peaty Be My Muse!♂️♂️
Brad and Chris each suffered from a massive case of prune hands waiting for the lava flow to cool. Big Island. Big doozy. The Front Desk would hear about this after they got a local recommendation for Hawaiian BBQ. Now where were their flip flops?
Brad and Chris couldn’t get over how close they came to wearing the exact same outfit for the BBQ at their neighbor Luke’s.
Snapchat, Insta and TikTok were in a flurry. How could they not be?!? Brad and Chris were one moody green print away from a ‘Who Wore It Best” walk off.
Well, the two managed to pull the whole thing off in the hot tub just after sunset when they saw Luke was already nude. The rest you can probably find on JustFor.
Brad wondered what life was like in his parallel universe. Was it exactly the same? Like EXACTLY? Or was it like Australia where everyone was left handed and the alphabet started with the letter ‘z’?
One thing for sure, unwinding the design concept for these men’s winter 2022 Caribbean Resort Floral Swim Briefs would be a lot easier if came from the Spring or Summer Collection.
Who grows roses in the tropics anyway?!? UGH.
Brad pounded his hand on the mirror in frustration. Mirror Brad did the exact same thing. Growing roses in the tropics didn’t make sense to him either. For once, Brad felt validated without needing to exit a car park. That felt nice.
That’s when Chris yelled from the bedroom, “Maybe they meant Rose from The Golden Girls? She grew old in Miami.”
Later when Chris was in the shower, Brad would ask Mirror Brad if they might take up sign language. Obviously, privacy was becoming an issue.
