#neighbor luke

smodgeboy:

Cute pair

Brad and Chris couldn’t get over how close they came to wearing the exact same outfit for the BBQ at their neighbor Luke’s.

Snapchat, Insta and TikTok were in a flurry. How could they not be?!? Brad and Chris were one moody green print away from a ‘Who Wore It Best” walk off.

Well, the two managed to pull the whole thing off in the hot tub just after sunset when they saw Luke was already nude. The rest you can probably find on JustFor.

The shade of it all!

What the AT&T lady said just didn’t register. Brad called to cancel the landline not get a new plan.

Brad put the receiver down to ask Chris. “Do we want ‘full coverage?!?’….”

Now that Brad said it out loud, the notion read nearly silly. A fierce 45 second single sided debate ensued.

Chris said if they were going to hold on to any unnecessary technology, it would be the wristwatch due to its advanced mobility feature.

Fashion was already famously dead. Weren’t Brad and Chris all about non-responsive demode statements in the overkill aftermath?!

“HELLLOOOO Met Gala!!” OB1 was on standby.

Total peace broke out when Brad noted wristwatches didn’t sneak $50 out of their Chime account on the 5th of every month.

Boom.

Brad and Chris’ landline would finally die, die the next business day.

Brad said if Chris wished hard enough and long enough in a soft clean patch of grass, a leaf blower might appear. It could be at any moment or more specifically whenever Luke gave the signal he figured out the HD upgrade on his phone.

Until then, Brad needed to confirm that if Chris was Lief then that made him the LB right? Chris also wanted to know if anyone else had Joan Baez stuck in their head. He couldn’t shake it.

That’s when Chris offered to shake it if Brad needed a distraction. Before Brad could respond, Luke interrupted with a stern ‘Abso-f-ing-lutely’. He just needed two more seconds… and ‘Action!’

Then, just like magic, the garden fairy appeared.

amoloshombres:

Gustavio was miffed. When exactly during their hook up did Luke swallow his nipple ring? Whatever. Gustavio was ordering delivery from the food store. So far he had Crisco, cherry vodka and prunes. Was 22 too old for Ramen Noodles? That was ageist. Working on that obviously but the damage done. Anything else?