#met gala
celebrities that don’t follow the met gala theme automatically go to the top of my guillotine list. like you have one job. you are literally glorified court jesters. you only exist to entertain us. and you can’t even do that; instead you wear some boring ass black tux to the one event i actually want you to flaunt your wealth. what are you doing
the court jesters aren’t serving cunt your majesty
I hate but also kind of love how tasteless, disappointing and just in it for the money the guests at the Met Gala are each year because it 100% affirms my view of celebrities. A young woman shivering with the stress of a thousand suns approaches them and asks: “So, Ms Billion Dollars what did you do to honor tonight’s theme of the Gilded Age which was a time of economic inequality and rapid industrial progression that changed the world as we know it and is actually a time very much like ours?” and they, without a shred of embarrassment, reply “This dress is Gucci"
eurovision could do the met gala but the met gala could never do eurovision
girl the met gala can’t even do the met gala
I actually hate the met gala bc it’s full of ostentatiously rich ppl with actual Stylists and yet they fail year after year after year to rise to the occasion. like the thrift girlies with a 30 dollar budget and a sewing needle could come up w something better (or at least more on theme)
Happy Birthday, Lee Pace! Welcome to another Messed Up Friday! Finally do his Met Gala suit. I have no fashion taste, all I want is boobs and legs. Sorry.
P.s. god knows where’s the cute wholesome family friendly fan artist has gone. From Thranduil taking care of baby Legolas to this…..insane
laura harrier at the met gala, 2022