#minnow
love how when lesbians see a stupid little guy they like they can never be normal about them like i can’t just say “oh he’s nice :)” i have to be like “i need to chop him up and put him back togehter and reanimate him and take his dithered ass to walgreens to smoke testosterone in the back”
dont talk to me until you’ve appreciated minnow
Cringest thing i ever made
these are some of my old dnd characters bc i still love them and never do anything with them anymore bless them
i wrote stuff abt them that kind of explains them but not rly
Eliana was my friend’s character and azalea’s roadside buddy, and they get into all sorts of dumb shit and tricking ppl out of their gold and what-have-u. she use her magics to charm ppl and protec her friend. she also very pretty and azalea is kinda gay for her (me 2 tbh)
Azalea, who is part halfling, part dwarf, is a horrible bard who wants to multiclass as a rogue. She is really dumb and shitty but I love her. Shed peddle the heck out of our if you let her, and is really just loves money… and Elianna.
I only ever played with Azalea once which was a great time,
Avi is a warlock gnome who can’t dress themself to save their life, wears a ridiculously large cloak and thinks they’re cooler than u, but actually sucks at magic. tbh i love them bc their character is essentially, a horrifying eldritch being’s power locked inside an adorable gnome. btw the only reason their cha is so high is bc theyre so fucking cute but they h a t e i t. they would bite ur arm off if they had the strength
Minnow is a young human druid, who was abandoned as a child? Idk my friend and I were working on a campaign but didn’t go far with it. She’s kinda naive, and doesn’t really understand most social customs and is warily curious of most. Also mushrooms grow on her head
Lotus is a monk and I think her race was called Catfolk or something (just dnd furries tbh). Some might call her mischievous, but her intent is often misinterpreted. she really just wants to have a good time. She’ll stop before she does something stupid and be like. “oh this sounds dumb as hell” Pause. “lets fucking go” i hate her
Sun Nae (sunny lmao) (I’m very good at fantasy names) is a cleric half-orc who worked as a doctor for a long time. She’s a bit nervous and easily flustered, but genuinely compassionate and good and always works her hardest to help her team. for some reason i always got high rolls for her. Blessing from the gods probably
Josel (pronounced yo-sell) is a tiefling pirate, the head of a notorious crew, and truly a genius captain. she uses her stature and reputation as an intimidation technique, and while she can seem stoic she’s actually just. Doesn’t know what to say. she’s so awkward. Bless her
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Love and Monsters (2020), dir. Michael Matthews
