Ok so real talk the first time I listened to Cruel Summer I thought Taylor said “hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine I’m not buying” and I thought dangggg what boy f’d up so bad Tay wouldn’t shell out coins for him to get a Reese’s Cup and Cheetos like what’d he do??

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wildteeth:

take me to church

i’m a dog

you’re a dog

we are dogs in a church

something something something my knife

<jason> i think he came home for a bit last night because I REMEMBER WAKING UP BECAUSE SOMEONE SLAMMED EVERY DOOR THEY WALKED THROUGH

<sb> come on and SLAM and ruin that doorJAMB

<sb> he’s just trying to impress the Quad City DJs, but he doesn’t realize that those weren’t actually the lyrics.

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