#more like electronic farts
EA Is Looking To Sell Or Merge The Company, According To Report - YongYea
Omg I will FLIP MY EFFING LID the day this witch is finally dead, and EA’s sold off, with Andrew Wilson losing his job. Could you IMAGINE!?
EA has run SO MANY IPs AND developer studios into the dirt–Unicronic Arts is infamous for bringing the kiss of death to everything they touch. How they haven’t been sold off already is a frikkin mystery!
And Android Wilson is the shystiest of devils, cuz while he doesn’t care or know EFF ALL about video games, he’s business savvy.While Ubisoft, Activision, Blizzard, and Square Enix have been IMPLODING over the past few years, Wilson’s actually been keeping his nose clean–you can’t pin anything on this mofo (cuz androids ain’t even human). When the NFT craze started, I thought for sure Electronic Farts would be the first to start cramming that sh!te down our throats, but con artists can spot scams a mile away, and Wilson actually said no! I was actually hoping they’d take the bait, so we could have a great reason to tell Wilson to GTFOH and take his crap company with him. Ah well. U_U
If EA gets bought by anyone, I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s by a non-gaming company. We dodged the bullet with EA rejecting Comcasts’ deal (a nightmare in the making), and hopefully they don’t go with Amazon (they suuuuuuck at gaming). Disney seems unlikely though, since they just removed EA’s exclusive rights to Star Wars, right when EA was actually–finally–starting to do the IP some justice with Fallen Order and the VR Squadrons (the less said about Battlefront the better, jfc).
If Disney bought anybody I’d see them taking Square Enix, cuz they have Kingdom Hearts, and that gives them more inroads to the Asian markets. Disney nabbing a gaming company would just be a notch in their dang belt at this point though, so hey, they could just wind up taking BOTH companies, LOL.
However, I can see EA getting bought by United Artists. We’d get a crapton of Top Gun games, and other movie licensed titles, which MIGHT be cool, if they’re done right–none of Ubisoft’s Tom Clancy BS, or that Fast & Furioustravesty.
Whatever–I just want EA TO BURN, so I hope these rumors are actually credible, so I can celebrate.
