#morons

instantkarma83:

nhyworks:

mewshuji:

dreadandscars:

droopylobes:

Pain is not exclusive to humans.

this genuinely makes my heart hurt

I really dislike when people say animals aren’t smart, or that they can’t feel emotions.

Sorry to rain on your parade but… While true, these are not emotions of sadness. These are emotions of dominance.

This isn’t a bird mourning over a dead bird.

This is a male bird raping the corpse of its rival to show dominance so that the chick birds will come mate with him and other males don’t step in his territory looking for mates.

Birds are fucking brutal man.

At first I thought this was a joke, but now that I see you’re serious I’m actually embarrassed for you. And disappointed, but let’s get to that later.
The pictures here belong to photographer Wilson Hsu, and if you knew the first thing about birds (which you obviously don’t), you’d be able to tell that the deceased bird is a female due to its more desaturated plumage and shorter tail feathers. Here, let’s post the coloured version to confirm, because tumblr has some sort of bizarre fetish for making everything black and white.

There goes your first point.
If you knew the second thing about birds, you’d be able to identify this species as a Barn swallow. And while you are correct in your assumption that the males are fairly territorial, they also mate for life and are fiercely dedicated to their female counterpart. Barn swallows, along with most small birds, are actually physically incapable of any sort of penetrative sex, because they have a cloaca instead of a penis. Mating is done by passing a packet of sperm from the male’s cloaca into the female’s, not by inserting a penis into a vagina. Necrophilia in this species is completely unheard of, and would be a complete waste.

So if we take all this information I’ve just told you, and couple it up with the fact that Wilson Hsu’s entire collection of these photos is uploaded online, which vividly depicts a male Barn Swallow trying to rouse his mate which has just died, we can infer you know literally nothing about the species as a whole, didn’t even bother to look up where the pictures were from, and are deliberately spreading misinformation for the sake of looking COOL N’ EDGY on tumblr dot com.

Normally I wouldn’t get so heated about this sort of thing, but that’s just stupid as hell.

Nowthat was a first class read *applause*

Apparently, the patriarchy has gotten so oppressive lately that it is now forcing these poor women to go out dancing at the club. Oh, the horror. Oh, the humanity.

Fucking hell, and people wonder why feminism isn’t taken seriously.

gold-kobold:

chase-the-freakin-stars:

trawled@gold-kobold‘sHow To Fight A Shadow tag because i’m reading it again and found this exchange that i thought was hilarious actually so i scribbled it out. i’m not good at comics.

DUDE I LOVE YOU

Joe Biden on Covid: “There is no federal solution. This gets solved at a state level.”

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Hahahaha ! 

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Oh and also: 

CDC has just revised its COVID “isolation guidelines” from 10 days down to 5 days. The change is “motivated by science.”

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Insanity !!! 

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RIP USA … 

Here’s some pictures of Demos and Ferris not kissing because I’m a  coward