christopher chant literally the guy of all time. he has so many dressing gowns. he was involved in a criminal empire at the age of like ten. his friends include a double-crossing smuggler with no soul, the living incarnation of a god, and a kid who accidentally killed him in a game of cricket. he’s the most powerful man in the world. he’s infuriatingly vague. he’s a genius. he can’t do magic with silver and never thought to just buy stainless steel cutlery. he calls him chrestomanci because he wants to be the centre of attention. he gets annoyed whenever people summon him despite insisting on being called chrestomanci. and most importantly he’s bisexual
