rpmemesfam:

PREGNANCY POINT OF VIEW SENTENCE STARTERS. 

the mother’s pov : 

❝Do you want to feel the baby kick?❞ 
❝I’m eating for two, so let’s go grab some grub.❞ 
❝I’m… pregnant… and it’s yours.❞
❝We need to talk, I need to tell you something..❞ 
❝I’m too far along for an abortion.❞ 
❝You want to give our baby up for adoption?❞ 
❝I need to know… if you love me, if you love us..❞ 
❝I thought you would be happy… it’s our baby.❞ 
❝It’s your baby I’m carrying…❞ 
❝I want to tell you that’s it’s yours but it’s not…❞ 
❝I want to find out the gender with you there.❞ 
❝I’m so lucky to have you by side during this pregnancy.❞ 
❝I wouldn’t want anyone else by side during this pregnancy.❞ 
❝Do you feel that? It’s the baby… it’s kicking.❞ 
❝I’m not going to be surrounded in a place were my baby isn’t wanted.❞ 
❝How could say that? This is our child to be!❞ 
❝I’m pregnant, I can’t act like a child anymore.❞ 
❝I’m pregnant, not incapable.❞ 
❝I’m sorry you’ve had deal with my pregnancy hormones lately…❞ 
❝I just wanted to wait to tell you, I wanted to know for sure I was keeping it.❞ 
❝I’m not sure what to do anymore but it is your baby…❞ 
❝This is just as much as your baby as it is mine.❞ 
❝I’m not lying! We can do a test right now!❞ 
❝Why are you blaming me? We at both at fault! It’s not the baby’s fault!❞ 
❝I’m not going to be around people like you, who don’t support me.❞ 
❝I am keeping this baby and I’m not discussing it anymore.❞ 
❝People have told me I’m glowing lately and I know why…❞ 
❝I’m ready to be mom! More than what you think!❞ 
❝I will be a great mother to my child, unlike you!❞ 
❝This is my decision! Not yours!❞ 
❝You told me you wanted the baby and now you don’t?❞ 
❝Why are suddenly against having this baby with me?❞ 

the father’s pov : 

❝How far along are you? When did you find out?❞ 
❝Well, that’s great news! Isn’t it? I think so.❞ 
❝Wait, are you telling me, its my baby?❞
❝Well, how do you know its my baby?❞ 
❝You’re carrying my child?! That’s great news!❞ 
❝I love you and I’m ready to be a parent with you.❞ 
❝I wouldn’t want a baby with anyone else other than you.❞ 
❝How long have you known? Have you told anyone else yet?❞ 
❝Well, I’ll get a job and help support you and our baby.❞ 
❝Hey… don’t worry so much, okay? We can raise it.❞ 
❝It’s going to be okay, we can do this.❞ 
❝I have the perfect plan for you, me and our baby… a good plan.❞ 
❝I was thinking… since you’re pregnant and all, would you marry me?❞ 
❝I love you so much, that’s great news after the day I had.❞ 
❝As long as we’re happy, as long as the baby is happy.❞ 
❝I’m not abandoning you or my baby!❞ 
❝I’m not walking out on my kid like my parents did.❞ 
❝I’m going to be here for you and our baby.❞ 
❝Why would you want that for our baby? You’re talking nonsense.❞ 
❝I’m ready to be a father and you’ll make the best mother.❞ 
❝I have never felt so lucky!❞ 
❝This baby is a blessing and probably saved my life.❞ 
❝Did you hear? I’m going to be a dad!❞ 
❝I’m going to officially be a dad in a few months!❞ 
❝I’ll be a much better dad than you ever were to me that’s for sure.❞ 
❝My girlfriend is pregnant and she’s keeping it and I want her to keep it.❞ 
❝Don’t tell me anything about being a dad when you never were one for me!❞ 
❝Are you serious?! You’re pregnant?! That’s amazing, baby!❞ 
❝Well, do you need anything? Anything at all?❞ 
❝What? Something wrong with the baby?❞ 
❝I just want to keep you and our babt safe and happy.❞ 
❝I’m the luckiest guy in the world right now!❞ 

rpprompts:

Send “I’m pregnant. It’s yours.” To hear my muse’s reaction

Send “you’re what??” For my muse to announce being pregnant.

Here’s some starters to do with all aspects of the baby-making process. The planning and impregnation starters will be in another post (here) (a lot of the funny ones are based on things my very own sister experienced while pregnant with her three kids) There will be kinky themes, potential triggers etc. Mpreg/ABO friendly.

little things (fluffy)

• “You’re glowing.”
• “Am I showing yet?”
• “Is it too early to pick names?”
• “Turn to the side, I think your belly popped out.”
• “No one is going to judge you for wearing Uggs all day.”
• “Was that a kick?”
• “Should we find out the gender or wait?”
• “It’s a (boy/girl/twins/etc)”
  

uncomfortable situations (clean)

• “I pray for the day the morning sickness passes.”
• “Are you sure you need two gallons of ice cream?”
  
• “I don’t even like jalapenos.”
• “You just be glad I don’t mind rubbing feet.
  
• “I know the body pillow is bulky but it’s the only way I can sleep.”
• “No, sweetheart, I don’t think you can still fit in your favorite jeans.”
  
• “Stop laughing and help me off the toilet/out of the bathtub/put on my shoes/etc.”
• “I slept on the couch because you and junior took up the whole bed.”
  
• “Listen, when you have a tiny human being kicking you in the bladder, you can decide when we stop to pee. Now pull over.”
  

really uncomfortable situations (dirty)

• “I need you right now. I blame the hormones.”
• “You look so sexy since your belly popped out.”
  
• “Look, I’m just gonna lie on my side and you can do whatever.”
• “Fuck, I don’t know if it’s the increased bloodflow but that feels good.”
• “No, you can’t poke the baby in the head if we have sex.”
• “It turns me on so much knowing that’s my kid in there.”
• “They say sex induces labor you know.”

the big event (mix)

• “I think that was a contraction.”
• “No, we are not stopping at the drive-thru on the way to the hospital.”
• “I don’t care how much I scream, I want to do this naturally.”
• “That was the midwife, she’s on her way.”
• “I think you broke my hand…”
• “I don’t think we have time to get to the hospital…”
• “This is happening right now.”
• “My/your water just broke.”
• “I’m scared to push!”
• “There’s nothing to be scared of, now PUSH!”
  

the reward (fluffy)

• “I thought we were having a (boy/girl) but he/she had other plans.”
• “He/she has your nose…”
• “I always thought babies were ugly, but ours is beautiful.”
• “Look what we made…”
• “You just rest, I’ll make sure everything’s ready for when we get home.”
• “You’d be pissed too if you just got forcibly evicted in such a fashion.”

Here’s some starters to do with all aspects of the baby-making process. The pregnancy and baby starters will be in another post (here) There will be kinky themes, potential triggers etc. Mpreg/ABO friendly.

trying (clean)

• “I want a baby”
• “We should try for a baby.”
• “Come on, you know we’d have beautiful kids.”
• “You think it took this time?”
• “I can’t look, what does the test say?”

talking it out (funny)

• “You know that’s just an old wive’s tale, right?”
• “The rabbit died.” (an old colloquial term for announcing a pregnancy)
• “Look, I’m ovulating, so get your ass in there.”
• “Twins run in families, so that’s something to be aware of.”
• “I am going to sit like this until that test comes back positive.”
  

baby-making (smutty)

• “Don’t stop, put a baby in me.”
• “I’m gonna put a baby in you.”
• “Fuck a condom, I don’t care if I/you get pregnant.”
• “There’s no way I’m/you’re not pregnant after this.”
• “Tilt your hips back after I cum so it gets in deep.”
  

breeding (kink)

• “Stop whining, you’re gonna get bred if I say you are.”
• “Bend over, we’re putting a baby in you.”
• “Cum in me, I want to get pregnant.”
• “I’m/you’re fucking me/you every night until I/you get pregnant.”

accidents (angsty)

• “My dad always said if a problem arises, you’re raising the problem. We have a problem.”
• “I don’t want a baby!”
• “Yes, I called your mother, because you won’t answer your phone. What are you going to do about this?”
• “Listen, anything you need, I’m here. Whatever you choose.”

success (fluffy)

• “I’m/you’re/we’re pregnant!”
• “I took six tests, and they all came out positive.”
• “This isn’t a stomach flu, I/you ought to take a test.”
• “(name of other child) is going to be a big brother/sister.”