#murph i love and hate you

jemannesimms:

I just need you all to know that the same brain that came up with “The world should have protected you but you have been asked to protect it, what an honor, what an injustice,” is also responsible for absolute banger lines such as “How big is his asshole? Goblin-sized?” and “I’m not gonna kiss the shrimp, it’s dead Kristen, and we killed it!”