#my best friend jonathan harker
oh dracula we’re really in the homoerotic subtext now
Regardless of where you stand on the “did Jonathan Harker eat hell spicy paprika or sweet paprika” debate, I’d like to enter into discussion the fact that he did eat the whole meal, deal with the nightmares, and then eat that shit again the next morning, so regardless of his relative state of spice tolerance, at absolute minimum he was not a little bitch about it.
“How dare you touch him, any of you? How dare you cast eyes on him when I had forbidden it? Back, I tell you all! This man belongs to me!” - Dracula
