#my dad is cooler than your dad

The Hot Wife and I are spending the holidays with my family. Seester is talking about men’s fashion and we’re all discussing which way guys dress (except Dad who is quiet about it).

Seester: Which way do you dress?

Dad (shrugs): Wherever it feels like going.

Me (definitively): Left.

Hot Wife: (blushing, desperately wishing she was anywhere else)

Mom (waspish): I don’t have a penis!

Dad and I (simultaneously): I do!

Seester, Dad, and I laugh. Mom looks annoyed and goes back to reading. The Hot Wife is still blushing and wishing she was anywhere else.

Just a typical holiday with my family: inappropriate conversations and laughter.