#my inner will graham

Person:You can tell a lot about a person by how they treat animals. Like look at you, you are SO GOOD with animals, so I know you really love people.

Me:*confused*

Me: Just because I rescue worms and spiders and run outside in sub-zero temperatures to make sure stray cats and squirrels have food doesn’t mean I’m not also avoiding your calls and dropping to the floor when someone knocks at my door…