#my mom
Cooking Dom
(turn the audio on, you won’t regret it)
old people are right. about werthers originals
Had a “Monday Mother’s Day Movie” with my mom today and it was so much fun! The theater was almost empty so we got to whisper to each other throughout the film, make jokes, and have a really good time.
Bruh my mom is on the phone and she just told her friend that she wishes her kids would graduate early so she can retire but I literally told her this afternoon I’m two years ahead on my degree and she told me not to graduate early -_-
Nothing else would get done that day I would be drenched in sweat after a fucking my mom all day
What I wish for my near future
My mom at her 50s
