Cindy fucking over Taystee

Freida fucking over Red

Blanca getting sent to the Immigration center while Diablo waits outside for her

An immigration center in the first place

Morello going into labor SEVEN MONTHS into her pregnancy

Taystee facing life in jail

Piper leaving Alex

Daya becoming a heroine addict

No Abdullah/Janae/Yoga Jones/Maritza

Kukudio dying and Suzanne not even knowing

ONLY ONE SCENE WITH BOO

Natalie Figueroa Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Fig is actually pretty flirty after sex. She loves tempting you into another round if she can.

B = Body part (favorite body part of their partner’s)

She loves your thighs. Whether it’s running her hands over them, or sliding her knee between them, she just adores it.

C = Collar (do they mark you as theirs in some way?)

Not really. She does like to leave marks on your skin, but that’s just a private thing between you and her.

D = Dominant (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? are they a top or a bottom?)

She’s definitely more dominating in bed. Maybe even a bit bossy, but she’ll never take it too far.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She knows what she’s doing, and she’s certainly not inexperienced. It may take her a bit to figure out exactly what works best for you though.

F = Fuck (do they prefer to fuck or make love?)

For the longest time she preferred to just fuck. No strings was the way to go for her, but once she’s found someone worth keeping around, she becomes much more a make love kind of woman.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She tries to keep it serious, but doesn’t mind laughing off the odd slip up.

H = Hot (what turns them on, gets them going)

Taking back to her. She hates it with every fiber of her being, but it also weirdly turns her on. She loves it when you’re a brat.

I = Insatiable (how do they act when they’re desperate to have you?)

No nonsense. If she’s desperate to have you, then by god, she’s going to. She doesn’t care where you are or when it is, she’ll find a way.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She’s got an array of toys she uses on herself when you’re not available, but she prefers to use them with you.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Nat is very much a brat tamer. She loves reminding you where your place is, and if that involves a little punishment, so be it.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Anywhere the mood happens to strike. Usually just around her house, but if you’re somewhere more public and she doesn’t want to wait, then you’ll find somewhere.

M = Mood (what’s the foreplay like? how do you get them in the mood?)

Inappropriate touches in semi public spaces is a great way to kick things off with her. Whether it’s out at dinner together or at her work.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She’s not so much into praise. She’ll praise you if you’ve been good, but receiving praise makes her a bit uncomfortable. She doesn’t mind the odd compliment post-sex, but if you overdo it, it can kill the mood for her.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She can’t get enough of your head between her thighs, and while she’s happy to repay the favor if you’re good for her, she will withhold if you’ve misbehaved.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She can be a little rough. It all depends on her mood and how you’ve behaved. Sometimes she’ll take it slow just to torture you.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Totally into them. Having a rushed session just gets her blood pumping and having to come out clothes all wrinkled and breathing heavy is an adrenaline rush.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She is up for taking risks, no doubt about that. The number of times you’ve almost been caught is astounding.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She can last a good, long time, and go for three rounds on average, before deciding to call it quits.

T = Tryst (are they into casual sex or one night stands?)

Sure, that’s actually how her relationship with you started, and it just spiraled into something more serious.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

She can’t get enough of teasing you. The noises you make for her when she’s drawn things out to your wits end is just music to her ears.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Fig can definitely be loud. If you’re at home, that is. She prefers to keep her more public exploits more quiet. She likes the idea of being caught, but doesn’t really want the reality of it if it can be helped.

W = Wait (how long do they wait before having sex with their partner for the first time?)

Not long at all. She’ll probably take you home on the first date if you let her. If you’re not there for a good time, then she’s not there for a long time.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Fig has a lot of pretty lingerie that she only brings out for when you’re good. If you’re bratty, then she withholds it until she’s think you’ve earned the privilege of seeing her in it.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Quite high. The mood can strike at a moments notice and you better be ready when it does.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If she’s satisfied for the night, it won’t take her long to drift off, but she’ll keep you going as long as she can most times.

For anon

Natalie Figueroa:@ghostsunderstoodmysoul,@sapphicprinc3ss,@music-bird