#nd games

How many times has this joke been made?

Awww, let him in Nance!

Somewhere between DC and Moon Lake, Nancy got a classy PA. And so begins the Deus Ex Machina device where our personal devices are consistently NOT working

LOL. Sally, girl, get a grip. 

And also, maybe do some work on your haunted house??

Look, I’m just going to say it. Sally is the LEAST competent boss that we have in any of these games. She’s straight up being a dumb dumb. 

ND Games love a good Deus Ex Machina. 

Maya’s parents? On vacay. 

Wanna get out of moon lake? Tree fell. 

These trailers started out SO creepy. Why are the games never as creepy as the trailers? 

Make ND Games Creepy Again!

What even happened to Henrik? Shouldn’t he have been punished for running with these smugglers and stealing?? 

This wasn’t even Nancy’s fault. He fucked up his *own* plan. But sure, cheesy Scooby Doo ending, hilarious. Were we all traumatized by the end of FIN *that* much? 

Cheesiest ending to a game….EVER. 

But hey Henrik, glad to see you are just up and about now. 

More proof that Nancy has to be WAY older than high school. That, or these people are actually insane. 

What a wild ride this game is! Can we have someone do some chores for us for once?

YES, hello Prudence! My favorite, other badass old lady in these games. 

Also, can someone hook me up with an invite to the Corn Grower’s Ball? 

Nancy Drew games *really* hate dealers of any sort. Antiques, art. All slimy and gross. 

Ugh, SSH, you are SUCH a tease!

This game can be a bit of a yawn, just because all of the crazy back and forth chore/puzzle nonsense. Couldn’t we *try* and make a very important topic…more thrilling? Someone get me a Joseph to revive this game!

This guy is the best character in this game. One of the only rational adults to ever appear, tbh. 

Get em JUNIOR!