#nesting fic
YOU’VE HEARD OF WINGFIC, GET READY FOR THE NEW WEIRD THING: NESTING FIC.
So I was inflicting myself on @thebibliosphere‘s DMs the other day, as is occasionally my wont, and I was telling her about this new ridiculous headcanon that I have, to wit: Angels engage in nesting behaviors as an elaborate mating ritual.
“Joy,” I said. “Joy. Joy. Joy JoyJoy.That’s what the bookshop is. It’s a nest,Joy. That’s why he’s spent 200 years filling it with things he likes. That’s why he gets super fucking mad when people try to come in and buy bits of it off him.”
I am extremely committed to sparkle motion, so I have prepared for you, darlings, several different angles that one could take on a nesting!fic if one were going to write it.
This is EXACTLY the kind of wacky premise I mean when I say “I kind of love ‘crack treated seriously’ fics”
Like, the premise is so out there seemingly on the face of it that it’s OBVIOUSLY a Crack Fic Premise™, but if you played it completely, utterly straight (or, as “straight” as a good GO fic would be anyway make of that sentence what you will), it would be, I think, pretty damn enjoyable.
I look forward to the weirdass tags and trends this inspires on AO3 lol
