#no more skinny martins
what a fine day to remember that martin is canonically fat
mag022 colony: “The window was small. Quite a tight squeeze for me, I mean, I’m not exactly the smallest guy in the world, I know, and it’s only once I’m inside that I realise it’s only at ground level for the outside, so I take a bit of a tumble onto the basement floor.”
mag131 flesh: “The weak one legged it, and I thought the skinny one did too. There was just the copper.” (”the skinny one” referring to melanie- implying martin & basira are not skinny)
mag165 revolutions: “Which one of you would I wear next? Martin looks very comfortable, positively roomy. Oh, wouldn’t you agree, Archivist?”
what a fine day to remember that martin is canonically fat!!!!
via MAG retrospective: crew’s Q’s with jonny and alex:HELEN: Who wins in a fight – Martin K Blackwood or Alexander J Newall?JONNY: I think it would start going to Alex, but about halfway would switch over, because Martin is, I’ve always imagined him as, like, a much bigger guy.
ALEX: Yeah, I’m the same.
JONNY: But he’s got that thing where bigger people are often a lot gentler because they’re aware of their own size and sometimes their own power. And so I think it would be a lot harder to actually get him to invest in the fight.…JONNY: Actually thinking about it, given that this fight might be instigated by him being told you are the one who has created the universe in which he has suffered, he might be raring to go quite quickly.
ALEX: No, that’s a good point, actually. I’m the one who’s been gunning for the most suffering for Martin throughout. So actually, I think it might just have to be that I lose, I don’t see a win state here.not only is martin canonically fat but he can, will, and must beat alex newall in a fight
