#nobody cares what you think melkor
dagow dagowath
i too was dragged into another dimension after confessing to my crush, only there were more steps in between lol
with everything else going on id like you to know that its a delightfully horrid day at angband and i think that elf at the gate wants to fight later. cant spoil these vibes
wow i cant believe they hired jeff bezos to deliver sketchy electronics to numenor
today feels like a great day to smash some lamps idk
love getting flooded with weird hate mail in my inbox, glad im living in your head, please keep it coming
vlog #42: strange elf in my front yard wants to fight?? (storytime) (not clickbait)
felt cute, might invade beleriand, idk
yknow what this evil lair is missing??? parties
You like MELKOR huh kid???!?? well,,, name 5 albums,
remember to wear your mask at all times and also your crown of silmarils
kinslaying? in thiseconomy???
what if i invented a funky lil lizard and sent it to destroy elvish cities :3
yall ever just wanna destroy the primary light source in the world and then ride away on a giant spider
hurin’s chair but its comfy relaxing bernie meme
dont you just hate it when you wake up and youre still Sentient
new year new me. gonna steal 3 more silmarils
You have to return the previous before you steal new. You only got three holes.
no these silmarils are to keep my current silmarils company
Why don’t you get pretty elves instead, to keep youcompany?
i tried that but you have to do things like feed them and take them for walks, sounds like work
new year new me. gonna steal 3 more silmarils
You have to return the previous before you steal new. You only got three holes.
no these silmarils are to keep my current silmarils company
new year new me. gonna steal 3 more silmarils
i hope you remembered to leave a present under your melksmas tree for the angry ghost of johnald roald roald tolkien
