#nonsense capitalism

thesuperheroesnetwork:

So our sponsor Quip has a new sonic toothbrush that’s got Bluetoothandan app that actually gives you rewards and free stuff for brushing your teeth!

Things you can get just for brushing your teeth (a thing I assume you already do): 
■ $5 refill credits and discounts
■ Free quip products and discounts
● Refillable Floss String
● Solar Battery Charger
● Tote Bag
■ $5 Target eGiftCards

It’s also just a great toothbrush that looks sleek, helps you brush better and now it’s got wifi and bluetooth cause WHY NOT?!!

Check it out here. 

Why the hell does a toothbrush need to be connected to the internet?!

And does it stop working if your internet goes down.