#not a scheme

I’m very glad the Orbital Diversion Laser Cannon is working but my leftovers were in the kitchen.

Damn! All right, we have two options:

1. We can issue you some new food.

2. You can go to the crater and inhale deeply a lot. That should allow you to consume most of the component molecules of your leftovers. 

So the Nefarious Henchgirlfriend said she needed some Comet to clean the stains off the sink and uh

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that my Orbital Diversion Laser Cannon is up and working like a dream! The bad news is that the kitchen of the Nefarious Citadel has been replaced by a crater.