#not obey me related

Nothing beats running out of the house in your pj’s and slippers because all of your dogs escaped and went running around in the wilds of the Californian suburbs…..

The “Florida Man” Game (Anime Edition)

So my sister and I have this little game that we play while we watch different shows: Take a character in the show and describe them like a Flordia Man headline.

Thought I’d share a few of our favorites and see if anyone else wants to play:

-Florida Man claims to be possessed by evil spirit after eating a severed finger. His cheek agrees.

-Florida Man claims to have “seen the Truth” after failing to resurrect mother, but where are his limbs? More at 11.

-Florida Man under investigation after eye-witness claims he fed his own hair to a minor. Red flag or misunderstanding?

Me:*downs a few Mountain Dew, writes non-stop for a whole day, and finally gets somewhere on a WIP*

Me: Oh hell yeah, guess who’s got their mojo back?? Me!!

Also Me: *spends a whole hour with my sister ranking what anime characters we could and couldn’t eat in a survival scenario if it came down to it*

Me: Okay that was a nice sidetrack but now to just get back to writing annnd-I used all my creative energy on that conversation and now I’m back to square one, aren’t I…?

Me: …. Shit.