#notsoberi

Hey Raymond, thanks for coming by for the kids’ birthdays. You’re looking great!

The only one in the house who seemed unaffected was Saffron, who made friends with the Grim Reaper and only cried when he started playing terrible music.

Even worse, only hours later, the cat died as well. 

Hmmm I will call a butler for hire while on the toilet

I don’t really want to tell jokes, or make music, I want to be a professional dancer, uhhh… I guess I’ll be a comedian…

Lavender’s sister Anise is with nooboo and came by for a visit to tell everyone about it.

Poor baby Ginger didn’t make it to her bed for a nap after school because she was so tired

Woops! Tree blew up!

It’s time for the Norberry family to celebrate Winterfest. Ginger and Saffron are especially excited, and Saffron left a special surprise for the family by sabotaging the tree when no one was looking. 

Poor Raymond ordered a large glass of wine to cry in alone for the rest of the party :(

Everyone! I have an announcement to make! I’m starting a new career, as some of you may know, and I’ve also decided to leave my husband! I’m very excited to see where life takes me next!

*awkward silence*

Happy birthday, Lavender! 

All Lavender’s favorite people have gathered to celebrate her birthday! How nice.

Well, if you insist.

That career as chief of staff at the hospital was really holding Lavender back!

Dad, I thought you always said you couldn’t grow facial hair?!
Well when you get to be my age, you have to have a bit of an old wizard beard.

Why the long face? You did such a good job, you maxed out the doctor career, Lavender!

Woops, I forgot Raymond outside in his work clothes and he almost died!

Earl is a gamer grandpa

Lavender’s brother, Chives, shows up at the door and instead of ringing the bell like a normal person, just starts playing the guitar to announce his presence.

Earl Grey has taken up yoga because it’s a great way for him to stay fit while keeping his old organs at ease. 

Lavender took this nice picture of the kitty, Chester. She adopted him specifically because in the adoption window he was wearing this purple vest and she knew they were soulmates.

Monsters don’t stay away from the little ones in this house for some reason and Lavender has to be sure to scare them away extra hard.

Somebody had a birthday as well! Happy birthday Raymond!

Happy Thanksgiving! (Harvestfest) The day went very well and was not a chaotic hot mess at all, ruined mostly by Lavender’s evil nasty son being a nasty boy secretly to some of the guests.