#now i know why gordon did……

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unionjackpillow:

Herc: Oh my!

Carolyn: What is it now. Oh good lord. Herc, give it back. Where did you even find it? Ugh, it doesn’t matter anyway. Just give it back and we can both pretend that you’ve never even seen it.

Herc: But why would I do that? I know why *I* fell in love with you, but now I know why Gordon did. And I must say I can’t blame the man.

Carolyn: I hate you, you know.

Herc: No, you don’t. But you will if I show it to Douglas.

Carolyn: If you show that to Douglas, your next birthday present won’t be a dead sheep.

Herc: All right, all right! Here, have it back.

Carolyn: Thanks. I presume the fire in the living room is still going?

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