tumblr in the 1800s meme example here we go. reblog this with which child of the week you are. i’m a tuesday child so i’m full of grace. rip to the wednesday children (full of woe) but i’m different
in case you were curious lmao. these descriptions absolutely define you no takebacks and also i’m sorry for dunking on wednesday children i’d hate to add to the woe. mwah.
For anyone looking through the notes wondering “Why? Why would you blaze this?” This is a recreation of a very old ad back when Tumblr ads would greenlight literally anything.
Other classics include the Burrito Scope
And some REALLY odd photoshops
Since these gems no longer exist, but I, humble Tumblr user squid-ink-personal, have the capability, I figured that if the ads aren’t going to weird themselves, I’M going to weird them.
Also, the oldest record of this frog photo is this one here, from 2007. This frog pic is as old as some Tumblr users.
2018: you wake up one morning to discover that one of your mutuals has started posting almost exclusively about kpop
2022: you wake up one morning to discover that most of your dash and apparently nearly every active user on tumblr has started posting about their best friend jonathan harker having the weirdest trip of his life on his way to transylvania to visit count dracula. yeah that one.
Oh Sugar!! I will soon run out of things to say about me, especially nice things, lol… but I’ll give it a new go cause you asked and you are baby girl’s weakness.
Let’s see…
1. I’m really easy to talk to, people always feel comfortable around me.
2. I have a very good sense of orientation, find my way easily around maps and know cities and towns quite fast.
3. I am a generous person. Love giving people presents and making them happy. I love to help them when they need me and I can.
4. I give wonderful massages.
5. I am highly adaptable to new situations - fight and struggle for a day or two till it’s out of my system, then adapt and try to look forward.
the nature of social media during the second weekend of june is that people will just make posts going “this looks like shit” “ugh, how pathetic” “there he is, the prince of lies” with zero context and you just have to piece together that todd howard is on stage somewhere talking about video games
