#oh fuck my arm

sofreshsales:

• “Bears. So many bears.“ 
• “I gnawed it off, and I was STILL stuck in the claw trap!“ 
• “Not much to eat in the Western Approach.“ 
• “I arm-wrestled Cassandra Allegra Portia Calogera Filomena Pentaghast.” (Cassandra Disapproves) 
• “Madame de Fur told me asymmetry is in fashion.” (Vivienne Slightly Approves) 
• “My friend needed it. For a thing.“ 
• “Phylactery creation gone wrong.“ 
• “Three words. Voluntary. Blood. Sacrifice." 
• "My arm? OH FUCK MY ARM!" 
• "I tore it off and used it to beat the last idiot who couldn’t mind their own business.”
• “Oh don’t worry, I’m all right now."