How do you just make casual conversation with someone you know is going to kill you and they know you know that they’re going to kill you? Like are we still having the fun little fire side chats about transylvanian history, just ignoring the elephant in this room? Are we making casual jokes about it? ‘Haha what a story you’re killing me Drac’ and he’s like 'not yet haha’
I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am
Ooooh this was a fun study; had to brush up on my arm anatomy to make sure I could get Kaz posed to *NOT TOUCH* Inej in the most intense game of Operation ever.
The Dregs tattoo is referenced from the Leigh Bardugo commissioned design by Kim Saigh!
Someone up above was throwing handfuls of stones down at those below. Obviously, those below didn’t appreciate this. Eventually they sent up the best climber to see what the deal was.
“Hey, hey you. You with the stones,” the climber said, having climbed. The thrower paused, their arm pulled back and their hand full of pebbles. They looked annoyed at having been interrupted.
“What?” They asked.
“Can you stop throwing stones? You’re hitting people down there,” the climber said.
The thrower scoffed and hurled their handful. Below, people yelped.
“No I’m not,” they said.
“Yes you are. You just did!” The climber protested.
The continued sounds of pain and distress from below made further blank denial a little difficult, even by the apparently low standards of the thrower, so they shifted tack:
“Some people got hit, maybe, but that’s not because I’m throwing stones at them,” they said.
“But you are throwing stones at them,” the climber pointed out.
“No I’m not. I’m throwing stones and they happen to be in the way when the stones land. That isn’t my fault.”
There might have been logic here, but it wasn’t the sort that you could actually use for anything or which anyone would ever actually believe unless you were in a position to make them believe it or else. The climber blinked.
“…but you’re throwing them when they’re there,” they said.
“No I’m not,” the thrower said, and it was pretty obvious that they’d go to some lengths to show that they believed this.
Talking about it would get no-one nowhere, so the climber just pushed the thrower off the edge.
It was messy and it made some people upset, but it got results.
You know when youre watching a tiktok and youre like, ok, good premise, nice jokes, dumb humor, kinda original, but then it just picks all that up, rolls it like a thick news paper, and then squashes you like a fly with it all?
them sandals bro, showed them to my ma and she just said - “ah no” - I wanted to know if she had used them back in her years but nope, - this looks like it can kill your ankle quickly if you don’t know how to use them first hand even at that I am afraid to use them gonna bust my ankles xD lol.
Although I gotta admit it looks very creatively good, the skirt is just top tier 90s asthetic and the hand gloves just matches the outfit completely swell.
