heritageposts:

gossipseer:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

date of origin: 2nd of july, 2012.

kyuyua:

That moment when your fanfic characters are too fucking stupid so you throw your head up, put your phone down, and take a deep fucking breath because you cannot deal with this shit.

genly:

3000s:

jesus christ the chesapeake bay is full of freaks

We are all of us in the Chesapeake Bay but some of us are looking up at the stars

kleopatraphilopator:

Requirements for a tragic French musical:

1) An elephant

That’s it.

Moulin Rouge! (2001)

Les Misérables (2012)

The Phantom of the Opera (2004)

stormyperson:

Meet Daisy’s sister