#oh man oh man i cant wait to get hit

What is the appropriate attire to wear to lunch with a prospective play partner/kind young man who will hit me and bruise me and his girlfriend who is several years younger than I am?

She presumably knows that I want to play with him, and obviously is fine with it, but this is the first time I’ve ever done anything like this and I’m nervous.

Also super excited because this guy is intelligent, sweet, sarcastic, responsible, and really cares about consent. Oh, and loves to hit people, give them bruises, and fuck with their minds. You know, the dream.

And of course I meet him, and another awesome person, about a month before I move ten hours away.

Srsly tho, what do I wear?