#ohh i like how cool you are in this
So I was thinking about this, and then the lovely @straight-to-the-pain brought it up to me, and we had a very nice and whumperflies-ful conversation about it. And then I went off to math class, thinking about this, and proceeded to go home and had a dream about it.
So I wrote it down! Here it is.
CW: Gun, uh just general creepiness from the “whumper”
