#old wives tales

I was on the phone with my mom today and my palms started itching really badly. She told me that’s a sign that you’re about to come into money.

Not 30 minutes later I accidentally ripped a $5 bill in half trying to pay for my chicken sandwich at Sonic and then hopped the curb trying to get out of the drivethru.

I don’t know what I’m about to come into, but something tells me it’s not money.