Deliciousness of Mealworms, in Descending Order:

1. Eaten from the hand, intended for someone else

2. Eaten from the hand, probably intended for you

3. Eaten from someone else’s beak

4. Eaten from the space between pavers where it might have fallen a week ago, you never know, it could happen (shown)

5. Falling on your head when they’re being scattered

5. Flung by your own filthy foot, a yard away

6. Eaten between the feet of others as disruptively as possible

7. A neat, tidy stack right in front of you

8. As bait, because I want you to go in the coop so I can go inside and take a nap

Terrible, terrible, dim birds, you are in my way.