The Relationship of Brittany Pierce & Santana Lopez
Santana: Sex is not dating.
Brittany: If it were, Santana and I would be dating.
Santana: Let us give you an introduction into the way we work. You buy us dinner, we make out in front of you. It’s like, the best deal ever.
Kurt: Thanks, Britt. Thanks a lot.
Santana: Leave Brittany alone.
Brittany: Thank you for understanding. It’s been a hard road.
[sings Me Against The Music in Dream]
Brittany: When I had my teeth cleaned, I had the most amazing Britney Spears fantasy. I sang and danced better than her. Now I realize what a powerful woman I truly am.
Santana: I went with her, and I had a Britney fantasy, too. Although now that I’m thinking about it, I’m not really sure how our fantasies combined.
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