“But if your whole future depends on you getting this grant for your documentary I really really think you should find a new subject.” - Dan Humphrey
“People spend all this money to have their daughters basically dance in front of others for attention. When if you asked Serena I bet she’d do that for you right now. Free of charge.” - Dan Humphrey
“Did you come all the way to Brooklyn to yell at me? Because that’s not necessary.” - Dan Humphrey