#peter parker

ninelittledevils:

andrew garfield’s peter saving MJ from falling in no way home is the most iconic moment in spider man, nay, the ENTIRE mcu history

und3r00s:

Sewing is really hard, no way Peter Parker got that first try

They’re insane

⚠️SPIDERMAN NWH SPOILERS⚠️

MJ must’ve been confused as hell who walks into a cafe and introduces themselves by their full name

forgetful-nerd:

Peter: hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.

Doc Ock: *trying to squeeze Peter with his mechanical arms* kid…. You’ve got problems.

underoooos:

[Snowing]

Tony: Did you use gel in your hair again? What happened to the curls?

Peter: Huh? Oh no, apparently the winter makes my hair go flat

Tony: Oh

[Later]

Tony, beating the snow with a shovel while mumbling aggressively: Give. Him. His. Curls. Back. You. Bitch.

Peter and Ned, watching from a distance: Dad can’t get any weirder I swear

underoooos:

[Peter at home and Tony in a meeting]

Peter, texting Tony: I’m hungry

Tony: Make some pasta

Peter: How

Tony: Boil 2 cups of water first

Peter: Ok gotcha

Peter:

Peter: What next

Tony, blasting out the conference room window: Jesus chr-

quotes-of-various-fandoms:

Peter: Most dust is human skin flakes therefore roombas are carnivorous robots and one day the dust won’t satiate them anymore so they will rise up and devour us all.

Therapist: Can we get back to discussing your childhood?

Peter: one sec-