#piperooney

After a long day of ✨ university ✨

Pip: Gonna go cry at work now

Rooney: Okay sweetie, the Bible pages are best for wiping tears, they’re super thin

Pip: you want me to wipe my gay tears on the holy bible?

Rooney: … Pip, will you be the Antonio to my Bassanio?

Pip: Oh sure- wait, why am I the depressed, repressed gay

Georgia: Just agree with her, she’s been analysing the Merchant of Venice for the past 23 hours