#playing hphm
Are you fucking serious?
I know Moody might be not the most sensitive person, but it really wouldn’t be hard to make this intro just a little more tactful.
Jam City really doesn’t remember that we were attacked by a swarm of Dementors right before Rowan’s death, do they? And that Moody was responsible for supervising the Hogwarts grounds back then?
Uhm, Penny? You know that you can - and even should - study for the N.E.W.T.s for the whole fucking seventh year at Hogwarts?
Yeah, I know! It’s shocking! I mean, she only saved your pathetic life FOUR FREAKING TIMES before that!
WHO WOULD’VE EXPECTED THE FIFTH ONE?!
Sure, Penny. I’m gonna draw some daisies and hearts now to put them around the castle. Can I borrow your glitter, so maybe I’ll get a bit more creative?
Aaand… that’s it.
I’m not gonna lie, this chapter was pretty underwhelming overall.
YEAH! PROTECTING PATTY!
Oh, you don’t need to ask me twice!
YEAH! PATTY PROTECTING US BOTH!
And here we go…
Honestly, I love that even in a situation like this, she just can’t contain being a proud mentor. Play an evil bitch as much as you want. You were made to mentor, Patty.
Alright, but I actually really liked this line.
OH MY GOD! STOP BEING AN OVERDRAMATIC BITCH!
You can be evil, not overdramatic!
Even if I hated Rakepick, I’d hate leaving her behind even more. Because seriously, it’s such an easy way out for her. Even if Dementors get to her, so what? She won’t care after the Kiss. She’d be a vegetable. Does anyone really think it’s a satisfying punishment? And if you do: why your standards are so low?
Keep her alive. Make her relive her worst memories or fear R, depending on your previous choices. Make her useful to us!
UGH!
I swear, if she didn’t climb on that chain after MC was gone, just like we both did moments earlier…
I’m gonna be very upset.
Go for your hidden box, Rakepick!
I missed you too, Patty…
Not gonna lie, I love that she still calls MC “Miss/Mr” in the sane route.
Yeah… I didn’t expect it at all… It’s totally a coincidence that I’m dressed like that…
Honestly? They both look pretty damn dumb. I can’t really take them seriously, sorry.
A person directly supervising an intern Merula is not the highest in the hierarchy? Unbelievable!
Imagine that your friend tells you about their internship, and they talk about their supervisor. And based on that, you assume that they’re a CEO. Makes sense, right?
She always was, but whatever…
THIS!!! GIVE ME THIS!
This is all I want! It’d be so awesome if we worked with Rakepick against R. Take that bullshit about Merula and Shiratori being “double agents”. Give me Rakepick!
Oh yeah, and I still think it makes no fucking sense that Rakepick looks the same in both routes. It quite clearly shows Jam City’s laziness. But you know what makes it even more ridiculous? That she still has her normal animations.
The classic eye roll:
The mocking laugh:
Like… why? There’s literally no reason for her to be in such a bad shape in the sane route. Just put her head on a new outfit.
Also, why the hell she still wears her original cloak? Did anyone think about this design at all?
