#pls iureirw let me have

Me: *laying out the timeline of the Belmonts to get a better picture*

Brain: “Give it a rest, Juste and Lydie would be 43 when Richter was born.”

Me: “… Granny had children at that age.”

Brain: “THEY WOULD BE 62 FOR RONDO OF BLOOD!”

Me: “WE STAN AN OLD KING AND QUEEN!!”