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Favorite podcast quotes with no context

“Nearly half your body is radio don’t question my creations”

“He told me his favorite past time was to sit in his bath tub and pretend he was a island”

“I don’t think there is something out there throwing Eldridge monsters at us”

“If there are penguins are here I’m going to find them and I’m going to laugh at them”

“I’ve never liked children they have no sense of style”

“If no one else can help we also can’t help”

“What could a humidifier do that’s unforgivable?”

“I don’t have a temper. I have an air lock “

“My legacy is I’ll be here next Thursday mother fucker”

“Welcome aboard and I hope you don’t find our crippling vunarablity”

“Murder is the spice of life”

“Eat file cabinet you unholy science monster”

“Ok my small fishy zealots”

“You insubordinate hyena!”

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A Continuation

“Don’t no scope my boy Jesus”

“I don’t respect fish”

“What is a bicycle but a yak on wheels?”

“If you see somebody writing a poem. Just start hitting them”

“The swinging dick of capitalism”

“There’s only one “he” here and it’s a “catastrophe””

“I was programmed to do two things. Be a snack and smile back”

“What am I a fucking history doctor?”

“I’ m going to back into my coma talk to ya later”

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