#pooping in tiny bags

After viewing the film Ex Machina, Mikey Neumann began to question his every belief about human sexuality.

This movie made him paranoid. It changed his life. Now, he doesn’t walk into any room he doesn’t know how to walk out of. He boils all of his food to rid it of contaminants and poisons. He poops in tiny bags because he’s awaiting the redonishing of Kifalca, the demon priestess of the fire lord Gibraltar, summoner of life gas, siphoner of that same-

(Movies With Mikey: Fave 5 of 2015, 2015)
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