#poor bastard
Tfw you tried to humiliate someone else but ended up humiliating yourself
The Descent
(pages 16-17/22)
the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous
the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.
If you ever feel like a failure, at least you’re not the guy whose mom found his loli onahole stash because he left the box on his bed
Upon seeing the full thread I’m just
If that’s the kind of thing you’re doing, why tf would you just leave it out?
Tbh, it’s weird to leave any sex toy just sitting out, but that especially makes me think that dude has zero self preservation instincts.
His door was closed but when does closed doors ever stop anyone’s parents? I think his mom was bringing up his laundry and then there it was.
