“sweden is xenophobic??” name ONE country that isn’t. . I’m begging you :/

i turned down this 17yo kid who wanted me to become his 2nd wife and he called me an old hag. between this and living in northern europe where the people who invited you to their house don’t feed you, it ain’t easy

wish i could complain about how much western slavery sucked without a liberal telling me islamic slavery was woke and progressive n shit

Some important tidbits from 428:

• Where to even start with this.

• It’s canon that Port and Spain are a millennia old!!!!

• This face. That’s all.

• Port knows how to manipulate Spain (also, increasing imports by 1%? LMAO) (+ “So quick…”)

this is the funniest thing im sorry