#publicplay
NOT MY SHOES, NOT MY PROBLEM.
So i stole these hot nikes from my sexy meat head neighbor. Last night, I decided to have a few beers. Then go on a walk down to the public library by my house. I sat on the bench in the front and proceeded to start pissing all over the bench, and down into my shoes. I walked home on water. Literally. This is what they looked like after. Will i do it again? Probably. Will this cross my mind every time i see my neighbor? FUCK YES it will. Enjoy.
Tue, 31 Mar 2020 17:54:42