#pussy church of modern witchcraft

Forbes reports a group called “The Pussy Church of Modern Witchcraft” has filed with the IRS for tax free status as a religion. Seriously. Just when you think feminism can’t make itself anymore ridiculous and asinine they do something like this. Here are their “religions” rules and regulations:

Who Can Join PCMW?

From the website we get:

All Women and Girls are welcome to join Pussy Church as congregants. We also need women who can serve Pussy Church in growing and strengthening our congregation. If you are able to offer your time, skills, money, or other resources in support of Pussy Church, please contact us.

A woman is an adult female human. A girl is a minor female human. The Pussy Church serves Women and Girls only. Males are not permitted to participate, regardless of how they identify. We expressly reject the concepts of gender identity, transgenderism, and gender as being meaningful to defining what a Woman or Girl is.

The Articles of Incorporation elaborate a little further with more exclusive requirements for the trustees.

Who Can Lead PCMW?

A Trustee position shall be open to all those who possess the following qualifications:

1.      Being female at birth.
2.      A testimony to an experience of the “new birth” in lesbian feminism.
3.       Evidence of a consistent Lesbian life.
4.      An indication of a willingness to contribute regularly to the financial support of the Church of which she must be a Member.
5.       Acceptance of the Tenets of Faith as set forth in The Lesbian Heresy by Sheila Jeffreys, Gyn/Ecology: The Metaethics of Radical Feminism by Mary Daly, Sister Outsider by Audre Lorde and other texts as designated from time to time by the Trustees.
6.       Having reached at least 18 years of age.
7.       Having regularly attended services of, and supported, the Church for a period of at least three consecutive months prior to the date of the individual’s desire to become a Trustee.
8.      Agreement to being governed by the Church, as may be amended from time to time.

The requirements to vote for trustees are a little less rigorous

1.      Being female at birth.
2.      A testimony to an experience of the “new birth” in lesbian feminism.
3.       Evidence of a consistent Lesbian life.
4.      An indication of a willingness to contribute regularly to the financial support of the church of which she must be a Member.
5.       Acceptance of the Tenets of Faith as set forth in The Lesbian Heresy by Sheila Jeffreys, Gyn/Ecology The Metaethics of Radical Feminism by Mary Daly, Sister Outsider by Audre Lorde and other texts as designated from time to time by the Trustees.
6.       Having reached at least 18 years of age.
7.       Agreement to being governed by the Church, as may be amended from time to time.